If we had a Newsvine conference, what would the scene look like? Who would be where, doing what?

• We would have Myk at his booth arguing over guilds.

• We would have Corey at his booth with two women kissing him.

• We would have Dojc at his booth explaining yet another obscure sport.

• We would have Carl at his booth smug about being right again.

• We wouldn't see Claus because he would be at home seeding and writing articles.

• We would have Phaedrus at his booth yanking on an imaginary trucker horn.

• We would have Anne at her booth preaching about something sexual.

• We would have TopJedi at his booth...dressed like Yoda.

• Calvin wouldn't be at his booth because he would be chasing people around trying to enforce rules.

• We would have Mike D. at his booth getting his makeup done.

• We would have Evano at his booth with a sheep (I still don't get the sheep thing).

• We would have Brian Ford at his booth pinning up pictures of himself as a child.

• We would have Killfile at his booth being just plain political.

• We would have Kevinb66 at his booth wearing a dunce cap.