
A lake has been transformed from freshwater to 30 per cent vodka after a leak from a nearby distillery.
Farmers and workers from Wielkopolska. in in Poland rushed to fill their boots with the brew - three times the strength of wine. A 71-year-old woman, who lives near Lake Bracholinskie, said: "If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was."
Best. lake. ever.
That can't be good for the fish in that lake, though.
They're pre-battered now. We just have to fry them. Less work for us!
Fish? You mean fussshh ..... hic!
"If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was."
Simply hilarious.
A 71-year-old woman, who lives near Lake Bracholinskie, said: "If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was."
Drunkard, what a great word.. lol
"would you like to try our new algae-green vodka?"
Too bad this river didn't flow into the lake :)
Beat me to it. =P
Screwdrivers baby!
I think i'd rather have the algae in my vodka than sunny-d...
Yeah, the sunny d DID kill all the fish in the river....
Where are olives and vermouth? We could have a pondtini.
Shaken, not stirred please...
Would the Vodka settle on the top or the bottom?
Alcohol is less dense, so it would float to the top.
(innocent expression) OK and so how long would it take for the alcohol to evaporate?
Although if the locals continue to dip their workboots into my drink.....
Lake of vodka? Sounds like a great place for a BYOM(bring your own mix) party!
Road trip anyone?!
Ah... a sunny day at the beach. Roasted, toasted.... I like my lakes shaken, not stirred.....
No smoking in the water!
That would truly be a lake of fire
I nice and discreet way to signal the apocalypse, don't you think?
Yeah, but who cares when you're that drunk?
aaah the apocalypses I've seen.
Yeah, but who cares when you're that drunk?
touche
Must be nice to live in Poland!!
Man.......poland......lets charter a plane a go
I will fly that plane!
This is as good as the woman with beer from her faucet.
Awesome! i would love to drown in that lake!
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